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ohmanilovebuttons:

Oh Yeah
Rifles
Remington 700 .308
.22 Air Rifle with Scope
Pistol
Colt M1917 Revolver
Melee
Samarai Sword
Equipment
Rucksack
Twinkies
Lead Pipe
Rockets
Sledgehammer
Pickaxe
iPod
Vehicle
Ford Fiesta

twinkies are perfect!

ohmanilovebuttons:

Oh Yeah

Rifles

Remington 700 .308

.22 Air Rifle with Scope

Pistol

Colt M1917 Revolver

Melee

Samarai Sword

Equipment

Rucksack

Twinkies

Lead Pipe

Rockets

Sledgehammer

Pickaxe

iPod

Vehicle

Ford Fiesta

twinkies are perfect!

Just almost gouged my eye out removing a contact lenses.

livingisahazardousprofession:

My eye is bright red now :/

funny, in german they are called kontakt linsen…

Planning ahead.

fueledbyloveandlucozade:

Achievable Haloween costumes:

  • Nick, L4D2
  • Charlie Chaplin
  • Veteran Ranger, Fallout: New Vegas (Difficult, but possible.)
  • The Tinman
  • The Mad Hatter
  • The Janitor, Scrubs.

damn, why isn’t there any costume-wearing at halloween in germany? only on carnival, but I hate carnival. We are just scaring children outside at halloween and make pumpkin faces … :(

How do you think that the zombie apocalypse will happen?

fueledbyloveandlucozade:

Toxoplasma parasite.

Transferred by rats, it shuts of the receptors that make them fear cat urine, making them mindlessly attack cats.

The cats then eat the rats, becoming infected with the parasite.

They sneeze spores onto humans.

As yet, the parasite is not powerful enough to affect humans or cats.

Yet.

and all this begins at 20th december 2012. No tsunami, no hurricane, No! zombies everywhere. And I’ll use a shotgun cause I like shotguns.

lackingintabasco:

Imagine being the guy who actually shot Osama Bin Laden.
Imagine that feeling.

50000000 Dollars for him.

fueledbyloveandlucozade:

liveloveburndie replied to your post: liveloveburndie replied to your post: Revolvers >…

1911 colt. semi. Best pistol ever made.

Flintlock Pocket Pistol. Best Pistol ever made ._.

just watched 2012 again :| prepare for the apocalypse
Lol how can I change my profile pic? :|
I don’t understand tumblr, but do not care reader! :)

- how can i change my profile pic? 

- how can i post a comment under someone’s status?

- i like bananas