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May 11

ohmanilovebuttons:

Oh Yeah
Rifles
Remington 700 .308
.22 Air Rifle with Scope
Pistol
Colt M1917 Revolver
Melee
Samarai Sword
Equipment
Rucksack
Twinkies
Lead Pipe
Rockets
Sledgehammer
Pickaxe
iPod
Vehicle
Ford Fiesta

twinkies are perfect!

ohmanilovebuttons:

Oh Yeah

Rifles

Remington 700 .308

.22 Air Rifle with Scope

Pistol

Colt M1917 Revolver

Melee

Samarai Sword

Equipment

Rucksack

Twinkies

Lead Pipe

Rockets

Sledgehammer

Pickaxe

iPod

Vehicle

Ford Fiesta

twinkies are perfect!

May 08

Just almost gouged my eye out removing a contact lenses.

livingisahazardousprofession:

My eye is bright red now :/

funny, in german they are called kontakt linsen…

May 05

Planning ahead.

fueledbyloveandlucozade:

Achievable Haloween costumes:

damn, why isn’t there any costume-wearing at halloween in germany? only on carnival, but I hate carnival. We are just scaring children outside at halloween and make pumpkin faces … :(

(Source: theonlyfutureyoucanknow)

May 03

How do you think that the zombie apocalypse will happen?

fueledbyloveandlucozade:

Toxoplasma parasite.

Transferred by rats, it shuts of the receptors that make them fear cat urine, making them mindlessly attack cats.

The cats then eat the rats, becoming infected with the parasite.

They sneeze spores onto humans.

As yet, the parasite is not powerful enough to affect humans or cats.

Yet.

and all this begins at 20th december 2012. No tsunami, no hurricane, No! zombies everywhere. And I’ll use a shotgun cause I like shotguns.

(Source: theonlyfutureyoucanknow)

May 02

lackingintabasco:

Imagine being the guy who actually shot Osama Bin Laden.
Imagine that feeling.

50000000 Dollars for him.

(via theonlyfutureyoucanknow)

May 01

fueledbyloveandlucozade:

liveloveburndie replied to your post: liveloveburndie replied to your post: Revolvers >…

1911 colt. semi. Best pistol ever made.

Flintlock Pocket Pistol. Best Pistol ever made ._.

(Source: theonlyfutureyoucanknow)

Apr 28

just watched 2012 again :| prepare for the apocalypse

Apr 11

Lol how can I change my profile pic? :|

Apr 03

I don’t understand tumblr, but do not care reader! :)

- how can i change my profile pic? 

- how can i post a comment under someone’s status?

- i like bananas